WANTED:

    Musicians to join my band, The Hermetic Ascetics. Must not own instrument. Must not enjoy music. Must be unwilling to meet. Or practice. Ever. Most of all, must see music as impediment to transcendence.

    I'd like to have our first public show never. Serious inquiries only. Unless you're totally committed to neither playing nor listening to music, don't waste my time. 

–Morgan Hubbard 

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